IT'S SARAH-MAN...I-I MEAN ITS BAT-JANE......GRRR, IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
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If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

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ddarkahn:

me when the bus hits the brakes too hard

ddarkahn:

me when the bus hits the brakes too hard

22/3

nataliedorker:

meatgoat:

If you want to date me you’ll have to write me a ten page essay about why I should choose you. 12 pt times new roman font. I expect it in my inbox by ten in the morning, on Saturday.

justified, with 1” margins around all sides. single-spaced, with indents, proper punctuation and cohesive paragraphs.

(Source: blackpowwer)

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nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic)

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Please come and support us on this fabulous night, all our performers have been working hard and it would be absolutely fantastic if you could come along and see them. All proceeds from the night go towards  http://www.paradisekids.org.au/

Please come and support us on this fabulous night, all our performers have been working hard and it would be absolutely fantastic if you could come along and see them. All proceeds from the night go towards  http://www.paradisekids.org.au/

22/4

saybyebyepond:

I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.

And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy

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(Source: angryabouttelevision)

19/3

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thefaceofbro:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

I AM SO DONE.

I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD

I had two facial expressions while listening to this.  One was this:

AND THE OTHER WAS THIS:

(Source: breakingdads)